a girl's weapon.

"I perceived, of course, the drift of my interlocutor.
Jealousy
had got hold of him: she stung him; but the sting was salutary: it gave him respite from the gnawing fang of melancholy. I would not, therefore, immediately charm the snake."

- Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte


Chocolate cream.
Dec 24, 2009 @ 12/24/2009


Hi there readers. Did ya miss me? <3 No, I don't miss you at all, jerks. I've been busy since the day sis came back. Guess what? We did everything in the list except Guitar Hero D:

Sad.

Anyways, I is even sadder cause' now sisters are in Taiwan now. They're having fun now. me! I is stucked at home doing lanjiao maths. Fucking pissed now. And I guess they're in Japan right now. Sniffs. I is so lonely now. Nobody to play with except Fifi and Chuckles. *Tears* Exciting news though, Chuckles is the hero of the day! He saved me from a fucking fat rat. Yeah, he toyed it until it's dead. Gross, no?

He's such a cutie. I love him. (: (I meant Chuckles.) 3 days til Christmas. Let's hope it'll be a wonderful Christmas. Enough talk, now. Let's "explore" Fifi! 8DD Means, more surveys!! 

Chapter 1. The Birth of Fifi. 


Fifi is an imaginary creature which was created by Bibu. She was a miserable and stupid child. One day, she created Fifi. And the interesting boring story begins...

Fifi's Will.


Will Fifi...


Watch porn with you? 
Most probably.

Take drugs?
No.

Help you scrub your back when bathing?
Yes.

Play together with Chuckles?
Yes.

Do the house chores for you?
Hell yeah.

Watch cartoon with you?
Yes.

Sleep with you?
No, it sleeps in my head.

Let you erase it from your memory?
If Fifi is disobedient. 

Make you laugh?
Aww... So sweet.

Steal a Ferrari for you?
YES!

Rob a bank?
Ehh...

Whisper the answers during your exam?
Uh-huh.

And there the list goes on...


 I have plans for Christmas. So buais readers. (:

 



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