a girl's weapon.
 "I perceived, of course, the drift of my interlocutor. Jealousy had got hold of him: she stung him; but the sting was salutary: it gave him respite from the gnawing fang of melancholy. I would not, therefore, immediately charm the snake."
- Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte
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Desperation of Engrish Language.
Feb 21, 2009 @ 2/21/2009
The hell with my maths teacher, Pn. Lam. We laughed at her She talks funny. D: We can't even understand what the hell she said. D': How sad.. *sniffs* The funny part is, she can't pronouns the words properly. Bwahahahaha! Pui. E.g: "Piss be cereal in my class." *short pause* Aper in? Bahasa Inggeris teruk pulak. Instead of "please". She pronouns it as "piss" or "peace" Plus, instead of "serious". She pronouns it as "cereal". I mean, what the phuck is that?! I got pissed off mahnn. It's illegal to speak I'm serious guys! This teacher sucks. Hancur hatiku. D': But who cares? I mean, in Malaysia, people speak with their own accent. Something like... "What the *toot* lah, brother." Or. "Aiyo, macam in pon boleh ar?? Liverpool sucks mahnn!" Okay, I heard this from... My bro. :D:D I don't really know which sucks or which doesn't. But hey, STILL. I still speak bloken engrish in Catholic. :D Whee! And now, I shall blog my crappy English oral right here. X Yeah, x marks the spot. xD Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom. There lived a young beautiful princess name Celynn. Everyday, she wonders when will her prince charming appears. One day, she was skipping and singing happily through the woods. When something caught her eyes. She saw a muscular-tall man. The dude was taking his unicorn for a walk in the woods. Celynn started stalking on him. Suddenly, she accidentally stepped on a twig and broke. So, it made that dude distracted. He turned around and spotted Celynn. Then, he walked towards her. THEN, Celynn's heart started beating really fast and she also started to blush somehow. And then, she saw his handsome looking face. The prince introduced himself. His name was James, and his not-really trusty magical unicorn, Joel. It was love at first sight. When they both love birds were talking really hapily, a witch appeared outta nowhere! The witch caputured Celynn and flew off. James quickly jumped on to his unicorn and chased after them. After 20 minutes, the witch took Celynn into a freakin' nasty place with a scary looking tower. The witch appears to be Celynn's BFF, JJ. Somehow, JJ turned into a witch. Then she locked Celynn in a freaking high tower. And, JJ also summoned her pet. The crap-talking-fire-breathing dragon, Douglas. :D Celynn felt fucking helpless. Therefore, she yelled and screamed for help. Douglas was pretty annoyed, so he shouted back at Celynn. "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!" Yay! Lucily, James and Joel arrived the tower in time. They broke in to the tower's lobby. James saw JJ and Wei Qian were gambling. At first, James was quite puzzled. Then, whatever lah. He chopped their heads off and took the money. :D:D He then faced the crap-talking-fire-breathing dragon, Douglas. BUT, SOMEHOW, I-UNO HOW. THEY BECAME BFFs'!! Zomg... James rescued Celynn and they both got married and they lived hapilly ever after with their pets, Joel the magical unicorn and Douglas the.. Ahh.. Nevermind. THE END. :D Like it? Labels: Flying i-uno. |
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